HOW IT'S MADE
Derel buys beverage grade 6x distilled GNS to produce this vodka. It’s the first time he ever received the highest grade for anything. Not to be fancy, just the best juice Derel can lay his hands on and pass on to you at a respectable price. And at that price you can afford to not drink alone.
So grab a pack of smokes and a friend, Derel’s coming over.
But guess what? It’s the same process that all of those big name “distilleries” do but you don’t notice because you are a sucker for marketing.
RECIPES
VODKA SODA
It’s a Vodka Soda. If you can’t make this, should you even be drinking…
MOSCOW MULE
- 2 oz. Derel Vodka
- .75 oz. Lime Juice
- 3 oz. Ginger Beer
Add Derel Vodka and Lime Juice to the stolen copper mug that you keep in your pantry. Add ice, top with ginger beer and stir till ice cold.
Reflect on how you are a shitty person.
VODKA MARTINI
- 3 oz. Derel Vodka (maybe more if no one is being too judgy)
- Add ingredients to shaker, shake the crap out of it, strain into a chilled martini glass because you once slept with Tom Selleck and are super classy.
- Garnish with a lemon twist.
